we have this little fuzzy cube cat toy that had balls in it which the cat is supposed to fish out of it. what my cat does is stick his fucking head in it, he does it all the time, he loves this fucking cube and when i take it off him he just rams his head straight back in it. he runs around with this cube on his head, he beats up his brother with this cube on his head, he dips this fucking cube into his water bowl. #1 cat
APPLES NO FUCKING POOP YOU STUPID SHIT APPLES IS FRUIT.
it’s 4:20 you know what that means. time to go out and milk the cows. life on a pennsylvanian farm is tough but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
Chef Ramsay and customers
What show is this from I need to see it
I’ve never seen him do that in Hell’s Kitchen and now I wish I had :c
everything about this photo gives me life
I can physically feel my health bar replenishing
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.